Ridiculous

Ok, so there's this tv gameshow we found on Hulu called "Oh, Sit!" hosted by the spent husk of Jamie Kennedy and some young Celine Dion clone, along with the audience correspondent/sassy black lady who seems to be the most talented person there. It's basically like a Mountain Dew/Doritos commercial with musical chairs. Only this version is "extreme," and for money. (Yes, musical chairs, as in the kids birthday party game from Chuck E. Cheese.)

There's a house band, (the FOS band, we know what the O and the S stand for,) that plays bad covers of bad music, and when the song stops... oh no! (By "bad music," I mean like Avril Lavigne, and Cobra Starship.)

You are also treated to a guest performance by Neon Hitch, who did a little dance where she 1,2,3'd her hands over each lady part while she explained in song that she "love(s) you better" before laying on the stage and humping the air. This was meant to distract from an obstacle course being disassembled and rearranged in the background.

So. Take a look at this. And then learn the following lesson: when you have a career in television, don't date Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you may wake up beside a foam rubber spinning bridge trying to stay optimistic.

-SdJ